- A bum meets a deaf man.
DEAF MAN is walking by BUM.
BUM: Could you spare some change? Oh. Go on. Ignore me. God bless you, sir.
DEAF MAN walks by BUM.
- A teenager attempts to mug a magician.
TEEN: Give me all your fucking money.
MAGICIAN: Hey now!
TEEN: Shut it, fucker. I’m not playing around.
MAGICIAN: What money? Oh! You must mean all this money?
MAGICIAN flashes an array of bills.
MAGICIAN: Is it here? Oop! Not this sleeve. Here? Nope. Oh now it’s only a dollar. Wait no, behind your ear this whole time! Oops. Sorry. It disappeared.
TEEN: Get out of here!
MAGICIAN: Yeah, shove it, kid.
MAGICIAN walks away.
TEEN: Eat a dick, Merlin! Fuck.
- A college counselor confuses student.
COUNSELOR: So, where did you grow up?
STUDENT: Iowa.
COUNSELOR: Iowa? I love Iowa. Whereabouts?
STUDENT: Ames.
COUNSELOR: Ames is gorgeous. It’s one of my favorite cities. I even interviewed for a job at Iowa State.
STUDENT: Did you?– Oh.
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